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Question: What is speical about the word, "Antiskepticism" ? (See bottom of page for answer)

Sort of punny

  1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
  3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
  5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
  6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
  7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
  8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
  9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
  10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
  12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  13. Two hats were on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You hang around here; I'll go on a head.'
  14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
  16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet.'
  17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
  19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  20. A backward poet writes inverse.
  21. In a democracy it's your vote that counts.. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
  22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
  23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
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The Ultimate ...  
Retail Store Barn Names R Us Beyond More & Galore, Etc!
Vacation Spot Canned Corn, Mexico
Canadian Hockey Team The Toronto All-SARS
50's Do-wop Quartet The Questionaires
Rebate Address Point of Purchase, New Mexico
(just south of Truth or Consequences)
Rap Groups Metric Ton
Iced Pee Ditty
Scoop Doggy Doo
Stupid TV Show Mad About Just Shooting Raymond's Friends' Inlaws
Foreign College Smatter U.
New car the Toyunda Improva
Talk Show Host Quote "I must be missing some frequencies today, as 16 electrodes vibrate inside my cranium."
Rush Limbaugh, (who has had Cochlear Implants because of total hearing loss) after having a problem hearing some music.
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Just Words ...  
Academia Nut





Baby Bellyup



Smart person from Hawaii

Make larger than Supersize

The check your Ex gets once a month

The beginning part of the 1812 Overture

Stars seen with a cheap telescope

Any local Telephone Company in Chapter 11

A bruise you get in Karate Class

The part of an Egg yolk that refuses to be sucked into the Egg Beater blades

and Oxymorons
(please send your originals)
Full-service ATM
Known smuggler route

Words & Phrases to Retire The left coast centrist had little wiggle room as he headed down a slippery slope in mentioning embedded reporters looking for weapons of mass destruction.
We're tired of these already!
Slippery SlopeNo matter what we do, someone always thinks we will fail
EmbeddedWasn't 'With' good enough?
Weapons of Mass DestructionToo long, simply shorten it to 'WeMaD'
Wiggle RoomNews people just like saying it
The Left CoastThat was cute .. 10 years ago!
"Fail" "Gets Owned"Used in every 'extreme' video

Answer: So, what is speical about the word, "Antiskepticism" ? On a standard keyboard, it is typed entirely by alternating fingers on the left and right hands! (Credit: Ripley's Believe It Or Not)

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