| Riddle Me This! | |
| Question ... | Answer .... |
| What do you call a retired Miami Dolphins Place Kicker who becomes an Insurance Agent? |  |
| What did the Dry Cleaner say to Caesar? | |
| What do you call Pretty Boy Floyd's dead brother? | |
| Who co-stars in the new TV Detective show 'Cagney & Laceup'? |
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| What's the favorite computer brand of old folks? | |
| Where do you get a fossilized hairball? | |
| Why was the fish frustrated with his computer? | |
| There are 3 Shot Glasses on the Bar. 2 are full, 1 is empty. Who's the King of England? | |
| What do you call a successful Used Car salesman in Australia? | |
| The Ultimate ... | |
| Retail Store | Barn Names R Us Beyond More & Galore, Etc! |
| Vacation Spot | Canned Corn, Mexico |
| Canadian Hockey Team | The Toronto All-SARS |
| 50's Do-wop Quartet | The Questionaires |
| Rebate Address |
Point of Purchase, New Mexico (just south of Truth or Consequences) |
| Rap Groups |
Metric Ton Iced Pee Ditty Scoop Doggy Doo |
| Stupid TV Show | Mad About Just Shooting Raymond's Friends' Inlaws |
| Foreign College | Smatter U. |
| New car | the Toyunda Improva |
| Talk Show Host Quote |
"I must be missing some frequencies today, as 16 electrodes vibrate inside my cranium." Rush Limbaugh, (who has had Cochlear Implants because of total hearing loss) after having a problem hearing some music. |
| Just Words ... | |
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Academia Nut Texercise Thrillamony Preload Viewniverse Baby Bellyup Ninjury Yokum |
Smart person from Hawaii Make larger than Supersize The check your Ex gets once a month The beginning part of the 1812 Overture Stars seen with a cheap telescope Any local Telephone Company in Chapter 11 A bruise you get in Karate Class The part of an Egg yolk that refuses to be sucked into the Egg Beater blades |
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and Oxymorons (please send your originals) |
Full-service ATM Known smuggler route |
| Words & Phrases to Retire | The left coast centrist had little wiggle room as he headed
down a slippery slope in mentioning embedded reporters looking for weapons of mass destruction. We're tired of these already! |
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| Slippery Slope | No matter what we do, someone always thinks we will fail | |||||||
| Embedded | Wasn't 'With' good enough? | |||||||
| Weapons of Mass Destruction | Too long, simply shorten it to 'WeMaD' | |||||||
| Wiggle Room | News people just like saying it | |||||||
| The Left Coast | That was cute .. 10 years ago! | |||||||
| Centrist | What was wrong with the old words? Where did this one come from? Ask 10 people what a Centrist is, you'll get 10 answers
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