
| The message might be | In reality, these Emails | |
| a list of Pets' Names, or a petition to the President where you add your name |
tie up Mail Servers all over the world | |
| a story about a dying child, a "good deed," a prayer for God to Richly Bless Your Day, or shoes in church | get you to do what a computer virus does | |
| a card trick, a good joke or Whale caught in ropes story | are for the glorification of a spammer's massive ego | |
| a (hoax) about a computer virus, or a boycott of Exxon/Mobil |
waste our time and fill our Inboxes | |
| The Dial 90# scare, hydroplaning cars or Termites in mulch! | get us worried over nothing | |
| a message about a terrorist conspiracy, or Osama Bin-Laden captured or hanged | get politically focused people up in arms | |
| Clever quotes from Andy Rooney or George Carlin | make us think TV and movie stars are smarter than they really are | |
| a chain letter promising bad luck if you don't send it on, or a little boy quoting John 3:16 | expose your Email address to hundreds of people, which can result in your Email ending up with a Spammer | |
| a clever 'computer art' drawing | play on our own ego where we feel the need to 'be the first' to pass this on to our friends |