The message might be about | In reality, these Emails | |
a list of Pets' Names, or a petition to the President where you add your name |
tie up Mail Servers all over the world | |
a story about a dying child, a "good deed," a book about Conversations with God, a prayer for God to Richly Bless Your Day, removing "In God We Trust" from coins, a Daddy's Poem, stroke symptoms, or shoes in church | get you to do what a computer virus does | |
a card trick, soldiers returning from Iraq, a touching father and son picture, a good joke or Whale caught in ropes story | are for the glorification of a spammer's massive ego | |
a (hoax) about a computer virus, Mandarin oranges from China, UPS delivery failure, a Christmas Tree or a boycott of Exxon/Mobil | waste our time and fill our Inboxes | |
(Fake) Jeopardy questions to lure Baby Boomers with simple questions | Play on your ego, you're so smart, so why not share? | |
"Billion" defined | Yeah, it's a big number, we get it. Why not a "trillion?" | |
The Dial 90# scare, Huge Virus Coming from Hallmark!, Hydroplaning Cars or Termites in mulch! | get us worried over nothing | |
Picking up Nat King Cole's daughter in the pouring rain | Makes us feel so shamed that we must share the message | |
a message about a terrorist conspiracy, Columbine and the NRA, Democrats starting wars, "So Help Us God" missing from a memorial, Obama bringing Hamas refugees to your neighborhood or Osama Bin-Laden captured or hanged | get politically focused people up in arms | |
Clever quotes from Andy Rooney or George Carlin | make us think TV and movie stars are smarter than they really are | |
a chain letter promising bad luck if you don't send it on, or a little boy quoting John 3:16 | expose your Email address to hundreds of people, which can result in your Email ending up with a Spammer | |
a clever 'computer art' drawing | play on our own ego where we feel the need to 'be the first' to pass this on to our friends |